Buy my skin, all proceeds to Japanese Tsunami Victims!

FOR CHARITY!!!

Basically, I have 3 Square inches of skin on my right leg that I want to fill with a tattoo.
The rules are simple – the highest bidder can send me any design of that size and I will get it tattooed in that space. The money from this auction will be given to a charity thats helping the victims of the recent Japanese Tsunami.

The bids start at 99p, remember its for charity, so bid generously!
The winner will also get to come with me to my tattoo appointment (if you can get here, I live in Somerset) and watch their design come to life.

Theres a couple of things I will refuse as a tattoo. For obvious reasons I wont have any religious or political symbols (swasticas, BNP logos etc), depictions or pictures of people or places deemed offensive by society and I wont have anything that offends me personally, but It takes alot to offend me so don’t worry about that, try your worst!

I will accept swear words, pictures of yourself and your pets, all that kinda stuff. The funnier that tattoo, the better!

Questions welcome, good luck, and Happy Bidding! :)

PS: if you’re stuck for ideas, try a treasure map, Disney characters, a Guinness can, Brad Pitts face, a map of Tel Aviv or a photo of your dinner.

On 25-Mar-11 at 23:55:55 GMT, seller added the following information:

Oh yea, the proceeds will be going the British Red Cross.

Click here to view the auction!

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Harrier T2 Jump Jet infringes Ebay’s “Weapons and Knives Policy”

The rare 2 seater Harrier that was recently for sale on Ebay has been removed – as it infringes one of their policies.
The ex-RAF 4 Squadron Hawker Siddeley jump jet, XW269, is one of only a handful of 2-seaters that survive, and has recently undergone a full cosmetic restoration.
Exactly why it infringes the “Weapons and Knives” policy is unclear, as it’s armaments will have long been deactivated. So we can only assume that in their finite wisdom, Ebay have mistaken it for a big, flying knife…

Update: More info from the BBC website:

A decommissioned Harrier jump jet has been removed from online auction website eBay after officials said it contravened their weapons sales policy.

The outer shell of the rare two-seater T2 Harrier, a former museum exhibit, was restored by Bradford company Jet Art Aviation.

Company director Chris Wilson said the jet could not be flown and was being sold for display use only.

eBay said the item had received 140,000 hits and 80 bids of up to £94,000.

Mr Wilson, 33, of Leeds, said he had sold seven Harriers in the past to museums and collectors abroad and has all the necessary licences.
‘Aviation heritage’

The jet was stripped of all its equipment and weaponry before it left the RAF, he said.

He added: “This is an obsolete item, just a museum exhibit.

“It’s a perfectly legitimate item to sell. It’s not capable of ‘delivering weapons’, it’s not even capable of delivering a pizza.

“This is a piece of aviation heritage which needs to be preserved, and we need to be allowed to restore and sell it.”

The Harrier, built in 1971, is one of only four of its kind left in the world.

An eBay spokesman said: “We have strict policies in regards to the sale of military weaponry, meaning the jet should not have been listed for sale.

“We would like to apologise to the seller concerned for the inconvenience this has caused him.”

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Batmobile is back…

Own a genuine batmobile. Yours for half a million dollars.
BATMOBILE

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Stuffed Christmas Turkey Hat Fancy Dress

Now you too can look like a complete turkey this Christmas…

Turkey hat
Click for more details… Not recommended for those with exceptionally hungry, short-sighted relatives.

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Poo in a can – make a turd

Poo in a can. Hilarious.

POO IN A CAN

MAKE YOUR OWN TURD

JUST SQUIRT IT OUT

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UFO Artifact…

It looks like a silver dog turd, but it’s not.

UFO Artifact/silver dog turd

Travis Walton Alien Abduction — ‘Fire In The Sky’

This is an artifact from one of the most famous UFO sightings and alien abductions. Before continuing, be advised that Travis Walton has not been able to verify this story, but as explained to me, there are good reason(s) why.
On November 5, 1975, Travis and six other logging crew members had finished thinning trees in the White Mountains of eastern Arizona. Soon after starting the drive back to Snowflake, Arizona, they noticed a reddish glow above the horizon that looked like a fire in the sky. Suddenly, one of the men yelled stop and the truck skidded to a halt. Hovering silently below the treetops was a golden luminous disc-shaped UFO. Travis got out of the truck and walked towards the craft, which was the last time he was seen for five days…”

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Halloween tomorrow – act now if you still haven’t got your coffin ready!

It’s not so hard to believe that there is a coffin for sale on Ebay – but’s it’s slightly more remarkable that there’s a choice!
If you are running late and haven’t picked up yours by now, then you had better be quick… this stunning example ends in less than an hour!
COFFIN, HALLOWEEN, DRACULA, WEIRD

Well the example above has ended, but another seller has a genuine, wooden coffin for sale. One that will apparently make a nice bookshelf, or drinks cabinet.
For 200 quid it could even be a cheap receptacle in which to bury grandma. Or is that just crazy talk?
“Full sized genuine coffin. Purchased from an undertakers when closing. Need to get rid as I have had it over ten years and it simply takes up too much room.
Ideal for Halloween parties (makes a great lucky dip) or just to have in the house if that’s what you fancy. Could be made into a great drinks cabinet/settee/book shelf by someone with the right skills.”

Bit late for halloween now though…

In other creepy news, the chance to own your very own certificated gibbet cage has now passed.
“This is one of 2 Gibbet or hanging cages made for a TV programme due out in the Autumn it is designed for locking an unfortunate prisoner in and hanging up, they are a close copies based on research and examination of originals, the frame is fully welded with showpiece rivets to give an older look. It would be ideal for a re-enactment group or other more personal usage!
Designed to have a safe working load of 70kgs and with locking wrist and ankle clamps an average sized person would find it impossible to get out if locked in.
True to the originals the lower half of the front swings open to allow access and then when locked closed will restrain both ankles and wrists whilst the upper body is constrained by the chest and head piece.
Comes with a certificate of SWL
This weighs around 35kgs empty so precautions must be taken if hanging it up, the hanging point must be strong enough to take the combined weight and allow for movement.
This item is blacksmith made and is not a toy or cheap prop.”

Nice.

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Silvio Berlusconi gift to Blair sold for £98 on eBay by Cherie

Following the revelation that penny pinching Cherie had sold a copy of her husband’s signature on Ebay, the latest news from the Daily Telegraph is that she also flogged one of the items that had most likely been gifted to them by the Italian Prime Minister.

What is not mentioned in the following quote is that, due to rules regarding gifts in office, the Blairs would have had to pay around £160 in order to keep the gift when they left Number 10. So she has actually made a loss!

Whip round, anyone?

“Her husband has banked an estimated £20 million since leaving office three years ago, but Cherie Blair, it seems, still has a passion for counting the pennies.

The prices of Locman Mare Titanium wristwatches start at around £300

While Tony Blair has been earning up to £6,000 per minute as a speaker, his wife has been adding to the family fortunes by selling a watch thought to have been given to the former prime minister by his Italian counterpart, Silvio Berlusconi.

Earlier this month, Mrs Blair sold the Locman Mare Titanium timepiece on eBay, the auction website, for £98 after advertising it as “unused in its original box with guarantee”.

The wristwatch, which would have cost at least £300 when new, was thought to have been one of nine given to the Blairs by the famously generous Mr Berlusconi that they decided to pay for when they left Downing Street three years ago.

Nor was the watch the only thing Mrs Blair sold in recent months. Among the more bizarre items she offered was a piece of paper signed by her husband, which fetched £10 last week.

A spokesman for Mrs Blair claimed she had not intended to profit from the autograph, saying she had advertised it to “undermine the market” in Blair signatures, because she was upset that people were selling them for up to £35. She claimed to have refunded the £10 as soon as she had sold the signature.

The spokesman said he had “no knowledge” of the sale of the watch.

Since leaving Downing Street, Mr Blair has been highly paid for speaking engagements, and as an adviser to foreign rulers and financial institutions.

But Mrs Blair is still keen to get a bargain when it comes to furnishing the seven properties the family now own. According to her eBay account, Mrs Blair has snapped up crockery, cutlery and kitchenware at bargain prices.

This month she bought six Mappin & Webb silver plate soup spoons for £17.50; a 10-piece fish cutlery set for £34.99; 12 fruit knives for £44.99; a Magimix food processor for £219; and digital bathroom scales for £1.64.

Mrs Blair is known to have been an enthusiastic user of eBay for at least six years, and often uses it to buy Lego and other toys for the couple’s youngest son, Leo, 10.”

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Sid Vicious – his face on a pebble.

Face of the virgin on a slice of bread? Not quite.

When an entrepreneurial Welsh Ebayer found a strange looking pebble while walking on the beach, they felt they had to share it with the world. For on it they had found the face of Sid Vicious – the legendarily dead, ex-bassist with punk band The Sex Pistols.

Was it a sign from above? Why was it so blurry? Why did it fail to even make a fiver?
I don’t know. But it brightened my day.

ITEM LINK

SID VICIOUS FACE ON A PEBBLE REALLY WIERD

” I FOUND THIS PEBBLE WHILE WALKING ON THE BEACH WITH MY SON – ITS REMARKABLE AS IT HAS WHAT LOOKS REMARKABLY LIKE SID VICIOUS ON IT – THIS HAS NATURALLY OCCURRED IN THE PEBBLE – I HAVE SHOWN IT HERE NEXT TO AN OLD BADGE I HAD FROM THE PUNK DAYS AND ITS UNCANNY. GREAT FOR ANY COLLECTOR AND GOOD FUN.”

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Cherie Blair makes a tenner selling hubbie’s autograph

Presumably cash-strapped multi-millionaire ex-pm couple must be feeling the pinch of the recession lately – as Mrs. Blair was found to have listed a copy of Tony’s signature on Ebay.

Link to the item page

The item sold for the astonishingly huge sum of £10.

“Despite seven homes, a highly paid job and a multi-­million-pound fortune, Cherie Blair has never been one to pass up a bargain.

While her husband was Prime ­Minister, she famously shopped for 99p trinkets on eBay and has scooped up freebies at every turn.

Now Mrs Blair has again been using the internet auction site. And this time, astonishingly, she was selling a copy of her husband’s autograph – for the princely sum of £10.

For richer, for poorer: Cherie Blair (above) has admitted selling her husband Tony’s autograph on eBay

Somewhat embarrassingly, Tony Blair’s scrawled signature was originally on offer for £25 – but required two price cuts before attracting its one and only bid. The identity of the eventual buyer is unknown.

The autograph was in the form of a ‘bookplate’ page which fits into copies of Mr Blair’s recently ­published ­memoirs, A Journey.

Mrs Blair’s eBay listing said: ‘This bookplate has been signed by the former prime minister. This item fits perfectly in to Tony Blair’s new book. This is a hand-signed bookplate and not a (sic) autopen or copy.’

It is not the first time the ­couple have been accused of cashing in on their years in Downing Street. Last year, Mr Blair was charging fans hundreds of pounds to be ­photographed with him.

For sale: The signed bookplate on sale on the eBay website. Mrs Blair has regularly used the site to buy and sell items in the pastFor sale: The signed bookplate on sale on the eBay website. Mrs Blair has regularly used the site to buy and sell items in the past

Yesterday Mrs Blair, a barrister and part-time judge, admitted she had sold her husband’s ­signature, but insisted she had not done it to make money.

Offering a bizarre explanation, her spokesman said: ‘She refunded the money as soon as it was sold. She only did it to make a point.

‘She was cross that other ­people were selling his autograph on eBay, when you can get one for free.

A Journey: Cherie was selling a bookplate for Tony's tomeA Journey: Cherie was selling a bookplate for Tony’s tome

‘So she was trying to undermine the market, and as soon as someone bought it, she refunded the person straight away.’

Mrs Blair does not use her name on her eBay account, so potential buyers would not have known who was offering the autograph for sale.

However, she was unmasked by antiques dealer Paul Hurworth, who regularly uses the site. A year ago, he sold a silver butter knife and glass dish to the same account for £24.99.

When the transaction was completed, his records revealed it was ­registered to Mrs Blair at the ­couple’s London residence.

Mr Hurworth, 35, of Pickering, North Yorkshire, said: ‘I realised who I had been dealing with last year and kept an eye on the account out of curiosity.

‘But I was astonished when I saw the Blair signature. It was first on offer for £25 but when there were no takers, it was reduced to £20 and then finally a tenner. The normal fear is ­making sure the item is genuine – but there is obviously no problem in this case. It seems odd she would do something like this to try to get some point across.

‘Why would she keep reducing the price if she wasn’t trying to sell it? No matter how you look at it, it’s an embarrassing thing to do for a tenner when you’re worth millions.’

Since leaving No?10 in 2007, Mr Blair has made an estimated £60million through speaking tours and business appointments. The couple have amassed a property portfolio worth around £15million.”

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