One of the things I like most about eBay is how the pictures on the auctions are so life-like.
I mean, take a look at that Gordon Ramsay teddy bear.
It’s uncanny, isn’t it?
But hold on. Wait just a minute!
Have you noticed? This teddy bear could well be an impostor! Gordon Ramsay’s surname is spelled with two letter a’s, not Ramsey as shown in the auction.
How can we determine it’s authenticity?
If only the bear came with a voice. Gordon bear, whoever he is, would have to utter about a dozen words and we’d know. All we would have to do is count the number of words beginning with the letter “f”.
It would beat DNA, wouldn’t it?



