I bet eBay thought they could get away with this one! I must admit I had assumed eBay didn’t allow this kind of thing.

But I’ve found them out! A smartly worded auction title doesn’t fool me!

If you saw this auction title - Baby Starter Pack - what would you think? Just imagine what could be in a Baby Starter Pack?

Might it be a few DIY books on procreation? Or perhaps some alluring attire, designed to make the night go with a bang (I’m not sure if I can say that - but you know what I mean). Or maybe an appropriate DVD or two, to set the mood going in the right direction?

Well I’m afraid I can’t bring myself to describe the contents of this eBay auction in detail. You’ll have to click over to it yourself.

But be warned, you need to be over eighteen years of age!

Go to this auction now.