“Learn the truth about alien abductions, UFO cover ups, killer viruses, faked moon landings, the great pyramids secrets, nano technology plus many more interesting facts and stories from across the globe.”
That’s what I call an understated auction! And tomorrow - the cure for cancer, AIDS and Frank Lampard’s loss of form?
I mean, I could have understood it if this auction had been about what I thought it was about - you know, that other X-Factor lot. Comprendez?
I’m talking Si - The Messiah. And Shar - The Queen.
Yes, that’s right, Mr Cowell and Ms Osbourne.
There’s not a single doubt in my mind that Simon and Sharon know the answers to everything mentioned in this auction. In fact, they could probably solve all the riddles of mankind (or is it personkind?) during their X-Factor tea breaks.
So, if you want answers to any worldly problems - you know where to go.
And it isn’t the 14 issues of X Factor Paranormal Magazine!
