That’s how to do it!
There’s little doubt that Polly the insulting parrot is an object lesson in good taste(!).
All you have to do is squeeze Polly’s tummy and the parrot will emit wolf whistles and also spout random insults. Gems tripping off Polly’s beak include, “Hey you. Go f**k yourself”.
The seller claims that the parrot will “keep adults amused for hours”.
I really should have known there was something up when reading the auction description I noticed that “these parrots are flying off the shelves”. Well, how else would a parrot leave a shelf?
And then I noticed the location of the seller.
Dublin, Ireland.
Nuff said.
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