Here’s one of those inventions which I’m sure the Dragon’s Den would have lambasted!

The idea here is that you affix this device onto the top corner of your PC screen so that you can see anyone approaching your desk from behind.

Call me old fashioned. Call me naïve. But, why on earth would anyone need one of these?

I mean, which enlightened boss wouldn’t be proud to enable their staff to work in the best frame of mind possible. If that means letting them go onto the internet to book their next holiday, that’s perfectly fine. Or to check out what’s on at the cinema that evening. Why not? And, of course, who doesn’t need their hourly dose of porn?

We’re talking employee productivity here….Oh, I’m sorry. I’ve got to go.

Manager at 15 yards, 12 o’clock high, swooping out of the tube lights….

Go to this auction now.